A phone conversation between a mother and daughter.
Me: "Hi Mom. How are you?"
Mom: "I'm fine."
Me: "Good. Guess what?"
Mom: "I don't know. What?"
Me: Drum Roll please.
"Congratulations Mom!
You have won an all expense paid vacation to Sunny South Florida, compliments of your daughter!
You will be residing in a condo on a private beach with spectacular views.
This prize also includes 3 complimentary meals each day, lovingly prepared by your own personal chef.
Laundry and maid service are available free of charge.
And you will have a personal chauffeur available to take you wherever you wish.
Mom: "Really?!!!!"
Me: "Really, really Mom. We can spend the entire week together. Oh, the fun we will have. Now all you need to do to claim your mini vacation is let me know when you can come. Are you ready to claim your prize?"
Mom: "Oh yes, I am! This is so wonderful, I can hardly think. Let me check my calendar and see what works. How about Oct 26th - Nov. 3rd? Will that work for you?"
Me: "Yes, it does. Your tickets will be in your email later today. I can't wait to see you."
Mom: "Me too!'
I have been counting down the days with much anticipation! The house is clean and the fridge is stocked with all of her favorite treats. There is only one thing left to do. RB and I must drive to the West Palm Beach airport to pick her up today. She arrives at noon.
Now I must make a most shameful confession. I have been a truly wicked daughter and haven't knit her a pair of socks since our last visit.
I plan on redeeming myself this week. A yummy hank of Cardinal Red yarn is ready and awaiting the transformation. Tonight my mother will peruse my extensive pattern collection and pick one so I may free myself from guilt.