Good evening ladies and gentleman.
I'm Robert Tink bringing you the latest news from the SKND. That would be the Sock Knitters News Desk for those of you who just tuned in.
This week I have the following updates on the Pearl family.
First, the Pearls would like to thank all of you who joined in their celebration last week. They are relived that the house has been sold and it is scheduled to close on August 10th. Four days before Mrs. Pearl's birthday.
The family is becoming rather anxious to start their much anticipated Exodus on July 28th! They anticipate arriving at their new home on the 31st. Mr. Pearl is becoming increasingly impatient with waiting and regrets that he agreed to stay another month at his current position.
The Pearl kitchen is rather sparse these days. Pastrami and mayonnaise sandwiches are not a match made in heaven. Mr. Pearl ate it rather reluctantly and pronounced the combination utterly distasteful. I agree.
I am pleased to report that Mrs. Pearl's silly dishcloth patterns are now flying around Ravelry. But she is waiting rather anxiously for her own invitation.
She also re-designed her blog page and it has been well received. Her mother had this to say: "Wow, Missy you did a great job!" This pleased Mrs. Pearl and warmed her heart. You might be interested to know that her mother has always called her Missy, since the she was a wee tiny babe. In fact the entire clan refers to her as Missy. And she often forgets her given name or does not respond to it at all!
Mrs. Pearl's beloved mother is celebrating another birthday tomorrow and is still waiting for her daughter to knit those socks. It is reported that the yarn is dissatisfied with every pattern the knitter comes up with. We will have to wait and see what comes of this belated gift.
Master Pearl has been pestering his mother as of late. It seems as if a new pair of hand knit socks are needed. He is becoming much taller and his feet are keeping pace with his increased stature. A mothers job is never done when it comes to constant and endless manufacture of hand knit socks!
Mrs. Pearl fainted the other day while she was perusing the latest KnitPicks catalog. Fortunately, her quick thinking son caught her before she hit her head on the coffee table. You might be curious as to what cause such unexpected fainting spell. A brief interview with her yielded the following and unexpected development. Knitpicks has just released a set of sock needles in several new sizes, which left her speechless for quite sometime. Shortly after her recovery, she quickly ordered 2 sets and is hoping that the needles will arrive before they leave Arizona for the last time.
She has recovered from the excitement, and has regained her sensibilities at least temporarily.
Some late breaking news has just been confirmed by our SKND news team.
Oh, this is is very exciting, ladies and gentleman!
Mr. Pearl is purchasing a Laptop for Mrs. Pearl's birthday in August! He has grown rather weary with her constant use of his own laptop and feels that he would be better off if she had her own. He is one very smart man.
And this concludes this evenings report. I'm Robert Tink signing off.
Remember - In all life's occasions, knit!