Battle Stations
Phone rings at Chez Pearl.
"Hello, XO Pearl speaking."
"This is Prudential Realty. Would it be possible to bring a client over?"
"Yes, you may. What time will you arrive?"
"10 minutes."
"Thats fine."
XO Pearl proceeds to hang up the phone and sounds the alarm.
Alert! Alert! All hands Red Alert. This is not a drill! ETA 10 mikes.
All hands muster quickly in the quarter deck (living room) for instructions from the CO.
RB - Turn on all the lights. Light the candles in the bathroom and kitchen! Leash and secure the dogs in the aft deck (back yard) and prepare to muster across the street.
XO - Preform a quick white lightning throughout the house.
CO - Completes pre-inspection.
All hands are to complete their missions in a swift and orderly fashion. Muster in aft deck. Be ready to disembark! You now have 7 mikes!
Dismissed!
In tight military formation we march across the street and squat on the neighbors property hidden from view by the trees. During the time that we endure such drills I am knitting dishcloths again. They keep me sane while my home is undergoing inspection. In fact I like the pattern so much that I knit 4 more only to find that they have vanished faster than I expected. My neighbors are developing an appreciation for those "Dumb Dishcloths" as I affectionately call them.
Pinwheel - a speedy little knit.
Cheers, Abigail
P.S. You may now stand down to Yellow Alert.
P.P.S. If you are having a problem printing the pattern please e-mail me for a copy.
a1870pearl at yahoo dot com



















